Wacky Wednesdays- People Caught Doing Their Business In Public

I don't know how she expected to pull that one off. 

Fergie having an accident on stage

Maybe this runner should have skipped the race that day.

I wonder who pissed him off. 

Really, he didn't think that one would get caught on camera.

Now, that just take guts to squat and take a pee right
in front of everyone. 

Funny Parenting Quotes

"The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable." ~ Lane Olinhouse


"When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out." ~ Erma Bombeck

"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope." ~ Bill Cosby

"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance." ~ Franklin P. Jones

"Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own." ~ Doug Larson.

"It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner." ~ Ben Bergor

"Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath, and hope we've set aside enough money to pay for our kids' therapy." ~ Michelle Pfeiffer

"The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet." ~ Bill Cosby


"Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare." ~ Ed Asner

"Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes." ~ Joyce Armor

It's Wacky Wednesday. Laugh A Little

Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.


Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.


If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
 
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
 
Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.




I told the Inland Revenue I didn’t owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.
Ken Dodd

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

J.B. Morton

If life is a bowl of cherries, why am I stuck with the pits?


As he was valiant, I honor him. But as he was ambitious, I slew him.

William Shakespeare

Wacky Wednesdays Funny Laws

Texas

One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.

 

Galveston- Any person who sits on a sidewalk may be fined up to $500.

 

Lubbock County- It is illegal to drive within an arm’s length of alcohol – including alcohol in someone else’s blood stream.

A Man Breaks Into A Woman's Home To Suck Her Blood

A Galveston Texas man, Lyle Bensley,  is awaiting trial and a psychiatric evaluation for breaking into a woman's house and trying to suck her blood. The man was found in the parking lot growling and hissing in his boxer shorts. Bensley claims he is a 500 year old vampire who needed to feed.  

Wacky Wednesday's Unusual Homes

Wacky Wednesday's Crazy Pics

Now, this is what you can call a team effort.
"Yeah, hon. I worked real hard today.

Hey Rover, can I eat please?

...And they think people want to buy their cameras from the devils spawn.

He will never live this photo down.

If you hit that tree, your an idiot.

I don't think it takes a genious to figure that one out.

Is this their way of saying Coke has gone straight to the shitter?



This may be the last time he tries to fix the line on his own again.

Oh shit, Did I do that?

Going through the drive through window is never a good idea while driving construction equipment.

A lesson to live by.

Wacky Wednesday's Random Funnies

Wacky Wednesday's Funny Animals

Wacky Wednesday's Crazy Cats