Showing posts with label Funny Quotes About Life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Quotes About Life. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Funny Quotes

Well you don’t always need to flirt because Love will be knocking on your door one day and it will be shooting up like a missile.

Love is like a butterfly you have to let it go and if it’s really meant to be it will come back to you!!


Before you get the best, you have to have the worst.

The players may change but the game always remain the same.




Love is a tag of war it can never be fair for sure one is the winner and of course other one is the loser.

Fixing a broken heart is easy but keeping it together is whats hard.


You can rip my heart open in search for love, but all you will find, is the same darkness that is in your own.

Love is like a needle.
You don’t feel it enter, but you know its there.
You feel the pain and then it subsides.
You don’t feel it leave, but its unbearable after.














Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Funny Quotes About Life



"After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER!" - Willliam S. Burroughs


"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire" - Anonymous


"Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about" - Sam Ewing


"When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane" - Anonymous


"Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still " - Lou Erickso


"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others"- Anonymous

"It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions" - Anonymous


"Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics" - Anonymous

"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it" - Oscar Wilde

"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television" - Woody Allen

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained" - Mark Twain


"When I'm right, no one remembers, when I'm wrong, no one forgets" - Anonymous


" We never really grow up. We just learn how to act in public" - Anonymous
























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