Marriage Quotes

"Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner." - Amy Bloom

"Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat." - Joanne Woodward

"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner

"No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying." - unknown quote


"We don't love qualities, we love persons; sometimes by reason of their defects as well as of their qualities." - Jacques Maritain


"A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it." - Don Fraser

Funny Marriage Quotes- Wacky Wednesdays

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

-Groucho Marx

“I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.”
-Lyndon B. Johnson


“My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.”
 -Unknown

“They say love is blind...and marriage is an institution. Well, I'm not ready for an institution for the blind just yet.”
-Mae West

“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?”
-Barbra Streisand

"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."
-Erma Bombeck

"My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s titled, “Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.”
-Unknown


"Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you."
-Unknown