Funny Quotes About Life



"After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER!" - Willliam S. Burroughs


"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire" - Anonymous


"Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about" - Sam Ewing


"When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane" - Anonymous


"Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still " - Lou Erickso


"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others"- Anonymous

"It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions" - Anonymous


"Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics" - Anonymous

"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it" - Oscar Wilde

"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television" - Woody Allen

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained" - Mark Twain


"When I'm right, no one remembers, when I'm wrong, no one forgets" - Anonymous


" We never really grow up. We just learn how to act in public" - Anonymous