Wednesday, September 21, 2011

A Man Breaks Into A Woman's Home To Suck Her Blood

A Galveston Texas man, Lyle Bensley,  is awaiting trial and a psychiatric evaluation for breaking into a woman's house and trying to suck her blood. The man was found in the parking lot growling and hissing in his boxer shorts. Bensley claims he is a 500 year old vampire who needed to feed.  


  1. Bloodsucker must work for the IRS.
    Question: Why would he take his boxer shorts off to hiss in them?

  2. Not only do you have to worry about someone robbing you, now you have to worry about them breaking in to suck your blood. lol Scary.


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