Wacky Wednesdays- Wacky Quotes

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball


Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
- H. L. Mencken


Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

- Benjamin Franklin

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired

. - Robert Frost