Making Babies

When your older and trying to have a baby, it seems like you do the craziest things. Take you temperature in the morning, time your sex, pee on a stick just to see if your ovulating, pump yourself full of hormones and vitamins and then lay there in bed with a pillow under your ass and try really hard not move, sneeze or cough after having sex One of the hardest things is they pump you full of hormones and then tell you to only have sex every other day. That's just cruel! At that point your a walking hormone.  Jeez oh man, it was much easier when we were younger. All we had to do was just have sex. Two of my three children weren't even planned. Now it's a lot of work, just to get knocked up.

Bada Bing Lincoln Park

I don't have anything against strip clubs, but club Bada Bing is in the news or newspaper at least once a month. They are in today's paper for a manager stealing a safe in two blenders. We are familiar with the most recent stories of the underage stripper, a man tortured in the basement and the strippers who were caught without their cabaret license to perform. I don't know how that club stays in business with all their fines and trouble they have going on in there. Personally, I would stay away from that place because you never know when trouble is going to break out.  You would think the club owner would clean that place up and fly right so he would get better business. The strip clubs with a good reputation have men and women lining up to get in.

Happy Birthday Mr. Boo

Happy Birthday Adam !!!!

Children should come with a remote so parents can hit the rewind button. I'm not ready for my only son to grow up yet.



Mr. Boo @ age 4 (My sweet little boy)







                                             

                                                       My Mr. Boo just a few years ago (Such a hansome young man).





Mr. Boo at age 11 (Can we rewind please?)

Election Day 2010

Voting day is here. According to the news there were plenty of disappointed voters at the polls today. I'm not surprised. I'm sorry to say, I didn't vote. I didn't find any one candidate worth standing in line for. I guess you can clump me in with the rest, there is no good choices this year. Yes, you still have a right to complain even though you didn't vote. You pay your taxes, don't you? That gives you a right to vote. People are disappointed with the economy and feel like it doesn't matter who you vote for, no one is really going to make the change we are looking for. Politicians don't understand what the average person is going through. They don't feel the economic hardship that has hit Americans hard. They don't drive through our neighborhoods and see the empty houses with foreclosure signs on them or know your neighbors who had to move in with family members or your kids friends who can no longer afford the simple things in life, such as a phone. I can't count how many times, my kids complained they were bored and I told them to call their friend and they said "I can't because their phone is shut off." Governor Granny Panties just about destroyed the state of Michigan. Well, she helped finish off what the US Government didn't finish. Back in my college days, I was full of hope for the U.S. Government. But, that hope has faded to a slight glimmer of light that is about to burn out. I am beginning to believe no one can restore this county back to the economic state it was in prior to Bush getting into office or at the beginning of his term before all his policies took affect. Those were the days when I lived a comfortable lifestyle and just about anyone could find a job in less than a week. Now your lucky if you can find a job in under 2 years. Just about everyone knows someone who is laid off.

The "purple drank"

Kids found a dangerous concoction to get high, referred to as the "purple drank or city syrup."  Kids are mixing cough syrup with codeine, with sprite, rum or vodka. The drink was popularized in Houston and by the rap scene, where the drink got it's name "city syrup." The purple-ish hue of Purple Drank comes from dyes in the cough syrup. Recently, the term has expanded to cover mixtures including over-the-counter cough syrup. Other terms for Purple Drank include Purple Oil, Sizzurp, Drank, Purple Tonic, Serbian Intestinal Scum Drizzank, Southern Lean, Texas Tea, Memphis Mud, Mrs. Dranklesworth, Derek’s Dookie Sauce, Tsikuni, Lean, Syrup, P-Flav, Slip, Purple Sprite, Surp, Bazzigazzulp (a portmanteau of Big Gulp and hip-hop slang), PG Tips, and Purp or sprite with syrup and a jolly rancher.

Fences make good neighbors.....

I need 1 of these.

The house next door is a rental and it looks like we are going to have another annoying neighbor.  The owner of the the house is a really nice guy. But, the problem is he thinks everyone seems nice. I'm not totally against renting out houses to people, but for the homeowner next door, you never know who your next neighbor will be. Three of the five renters have been an annoyance in the last 11years I have owned my home. My new neighbors seemed okay until last night when they got drunk and one of their guests thought it would be funny to come and shake my screen door after midnight to make it appear that someone was trying to break in. Well, I don't find that amusing. I am not opposed to throwing parties and having fun. Just KEEP it in your house and in your yard and don't let your guests be an annoyance to your neighbors. I throw plenty of outside parties in the summer to where yes we get loud and play music but, if one of my guests were going to be an annoyance to a neighbor I would step in and tell them to stop because I have to live here. One of my annoying neighbors was a complete lunatic, she would make bon fires in the front yard out of furniture in a residential neighborhood. On several occasions, I was afraid the fire would blow hot ashes over my way and catch something on fire. Fires are supposed to be in a fire pit, not a entertainment center in the front yard doused with gasoline. On another occasion, she was arrested for dancing naked around the fire in the FRONT yard. Well, she was evicted for damaging the house and not paying rent. Then we got the old man who used the f-bomb with every sentence he used and abused his handicapped wife. Believe it or not, I live in a nice neighborhood that is quiet most of the time. This proves that fences make good neighbors, but sometimes it's not enough.

Election Time

It's election time in Michigan and the viewers are bombarded with mud slinging commercials. How the hell do you know who to vote for. It's like picking the worse of the two evils. Too many politicians are dirty, there may be that needle in the hay stack. But, that's difficult to see with all the mud getting thrown around. It would be a breath of fresh air if a politician actually talked about what they had plans for once getting into office instead spending all their money to slam their opponent.