A man, from who knows where in Michigan goes to the Uptown Book Store in Highalnd Park,Michigan. That's not any book store. It's an adult book store. Well, he decided to buy a Powerball ticket in addition to porn, if he was buying some. It turns out he was the winner of the $128 million jackpot. Some luck. You go to check out some porn and you wind up a millionaire.
After all these years of playing it straight, you know, buying my tickets at the local party store or 7-11, I don't win a damn thing. I never knew those kind of stores sold lottery tickets. Maybe if i frequent more of them I might get lucky while looking for a little porn.
Mr.E
Didn't know there was an "uptown" in Highland Park.
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Ha ha! The winner just surfaced. He says he didn't buy the ticket. Someone else did. Right! Says he is going to give much of his winnings to his church. He better!
ReplyDeleteLol. I wouldnt care where I bought the ticket. I would donate some. But, I could use a million right about now. Damn, I could use a couple hundred thousand and I would be happy.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't care either. I'd be a million dollar pervert. lol. A winner is a winner
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