The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s
there to appreciate it – Franklin P. Jones
It matters not whether you win or lose; what
matters is whether I win or lose – Darrin Weinberg
The number of people watching you is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful.
It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will
remember you when he is in trouble again.
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know
where to shop.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again,
neither does milk.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to
shoot them.
Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
-authors unknown
