Sane Or Insane?

I ran across someone recently who I would have to say, their sanity is definitely questionable. Did you ever run across someone and they say or do something that is totally off the wall? Then you just stand there with this twisted look are your face thinking "Are they living on planet earth with you or are they living somewhere off in Mars?" It makes you really wonder about what goes through the minds of people when they doing something crazy.

This is just a thought, but it seems as though people who are lunatics, don't see themselves as lunatics. I guess that is part of what makes them irrational or lunatics in the first place. They see themselves as being a completely rational sane person and the people around them are at fault for anything that doesn't seem to go right or they just have unrealistic expectations. It's like they are looking through a tunnel and they are the only one seeing what they are seeing at the end of the tunnel. An irrational person doesn't see themselves as being irrational. They think they are the only one being rational and there is something wrong with the people around them.

The crazy part about dealing with someone crazy or irrational is you start to question your own logic or sanity for not seeing them as being an irrational person in the beginning. You even begin to question your take on the situation, because they truly believe their own irrational thoughts and you begin to question if maybe you missed something somewhere along the line or if you’re the crazy one. Then you begin to wonder if maybe you are one of the few sane people left on this planet earth and if maybe losing your sanity would help you cope with this insane world we live in and the people we co-exist on this planet with.

There's an old saying "You shouldn't judge another person until you have walked a mile in their shoes." With some people, I don't think it would make a difference if you walked a mile in their shoes, you will never understand their logic or the way they think. So, I guess the most logical thing to do is to not try and make sense out of something completely illogical or you might as well join them, because you will make yourself completely crazy trying to understand them.

10 Things Not To Say To Women

Some men just suffer from ignorance when it comes to women and say the dumbest things and then be dumb founded when she's offended. In case you didn't know what not to say to women, here's a short list.


1. You would be really hot if you lost 10 or 15 pounds. Come on guys, even you would be offended if a woman said that to you. So, why would you say it to her and expect her to not be offended?

2. Do you have a hot sister? or Your sister is hot. Seriously boys, there's a good chance you will get dumped for that one.

3. Will you have sex with my friend? He's been really down lately. First of all get him a call girl, because I'm not one and pity sex is the worst.

4. How come your butt doesn't look like the women in the porn movies?  If you want a chic who looks like a porn star, then go get one. Not to mention it might get you smacked in the head.

5. I don't know what you think about our relationship, but don't start making plans to marry me. I won't and what made you think I was.

6. What is your favorite sex position? This question is okay as long as you already had sex. But, don't ask it on the first date or the 2nd date.

7. Do you care if I asked that girl if she would be interested in a threesome? Hmmm... most women would be really upset with that question. Unless they are in that kind of lifestyle.

8. Don't you think you've had enough to eat? Dah.... do you think it's any of your damn business.

9. Why do so many more women have blond hair than men? Maybe because they dye it, dork. lol

10. Do you mind waiting in the car while I run in and get some pornos? Some women may be offended because you want to run in and get pornos. Some women may get offended because you didn't think to ask her if she wanted to go in and get some porn too.

No offense, if you didn't know to think before you speak, you do now. Don't take it personally, it's all in the name of fun.

Redneck Fixer Ups

No pun intended, I have family from the south and love my heritage. But, it is funny!

He found one way to beat the heat.

His lock is broke, but he is determined to make sure no one gets in his car.

I wonder if they ever heard of a dish towel?

A pink towel to block the hole & hot glue to make sure it stays. We have to give him an A for effort.

He says "Damnit, I will make my own faucet."

Would this actually work???

Nice head light!

Look out Tom Sawyer, here they come.

Shit, when all else fails, duck tape it.

Okay, this is just dumb.

Hmmm... creative.

That just looks down right scary.

Finally, Friday Is Here

I think even the cat is glad it is Friday, she looks exhausted. I usually kick her off the table, but she looked so cute, I couldn't do it today. She looks like how I feel.



No More Leak

I am so proud of myself. I fixed the problem with water running into the laundry room and it was a lot easier than I thought. I decided to check it out before calling a plumber and I am so glad I did. All I had to do was reach under there and tighten all the fittings on the pipe for the shower. Problem solved (knock on wood). It's amazing what you can do yourself when your forced to preserve money.

Is It Only Tuesday?

It seems like it should be Thursday already, it's been one of those bad luck weeks. I hate those weeks. Never just one thing goes wrong, it's like a domino effect. My week starts by me doing my taxes on Sunday and I found out we would be getting a whole lot less back than expected and we have to pay the state, then water is leaking in my laundry room from the upstairs shower and then I go out to start my truck and my truck won't start. So, I have my husband jump it and it starts. That was only Sunday. Well then the next morning, I go to start it and the damn truck won't start again. My truck is an 07, I can't believe the battery died on it already. Then yesterday,  I called to get an estimate to do the roof on the house and garage, because the insurance company is requiring the roof get replaced. They came today to give me the estimate and it is going to be $4,500. Totally insane, I was expecting a couple thousand, but not $4,500! Can we just back up and start 2011 over? I am not liking how the year has started already.

Epic Fails

Seriously, what dumb ass did not see the driveway they were putting the pole in?

When are people going to learn that when your trying to beat someone while your driving  you are likely to get in an accident and it's going to take you even longer to get where your going.

I guess that didn't work. Time to go back to the drawing table.

Next time they will know to use a pizza pan.

I wonder how many people paid $5 for a $3 cheeseburger before someone said something?

Strange Encounters On The Subway

Imagine sitting next to that on the subway.

I guess he couldn't wait until he got home.

Wow, she's vibrant.

He looks sad, like he just lost a war.

She has a look on her face like, please move over.

What would want to make you wear this?

Big Bird looks exhausted. He must have had a rough day on Sesame Street

Wow... He must have had a rough day at fighting crime.

Stupid Drivers Drive Me Nuts

I was driving down the highway on my way home this afternoon and there was a serious two car accident blocking the road leaving only one lane open. The tow truck driver signaled for everyone to stop, so he could flip the truck over that was turned up side down. Here come along two semis driving up the side of the road, pass the stopped cars and go right past the accident. That just really pisses me off, because the lane was only partially open so the cars were to the right of the lane and he came dangerously close to side swiping me and the other car in front of me, because he was trying to squeeze between the railing and the cars. What the hell makes them think they don't have to wait like everyone else?  If I was an officer, I probably would have called it in and had them pulled over. There were enough police cars there, one of them could have done it. People amaze me, they see an accident and they practically cause another accident just to get past it. Nobody likes sitting there in traffic, but sometimes you have no choice. I am sorry, but truck drivers are notorious for driving stupid! If your a truck driver, don't take it personally. But, the people in the cars get tired of almost getting run over by trucks. We would like to make it home safely to our families.

The Stupid Things People Do

Funny Sex Bloopers

The Craziest Sex Bloopers The ER Doctors & Nurses Have Ever Seen



PLAY BALL
"A young couple came in with this story: During sex, the woman had grabbed a medium-size rubber ball and inserted it into her man's back door. The ball became lodged so high in his rectum, they couldn't get it out... and neither could we! The attending MD paged a surgeon, but while we were waiting for him to arrive, the man began coughing. The ball came flying out of his butt with enough velocity to ping around the room and hit the just arriving surgeon in the head."

STUCK ON YOU
"One night, a gurney rolled in carrying a woman in black lingerie-who happened to be straddling a naked man. They told us that they had been doing a lot of drugs and having wild sex when the woman's vagina cramped up and the guy couldn't pull out. The doctor on duty gave her muscle relaxants, and after several minutes, they were able to separate. Then they were promptly arrested on drug charges."

TOY WITH HIM
"A guy came into our ER one night. When the doctor asked him to describe his problem, he reached into his bag, pulled out a sex-toy catalog, and pointed to a long, curved toy on one of the pages. 'I can show you what's in there,' he winked. 'Now let's see if you can get it out.' The doctor did, after leaving the room to stop laughing so hard."


HEART-STOPPING SEX
"I'll never forget the time an ambulance brought in a young slacker guy and his girlfriend. They had decided to get it on in his grandmother's basement while she was out of the house. They'd grabbed a tube of what they thought was lubricant from her wellstocked medicine cabinet.
"Unfortunately, it was nitroglycerin paste, a heart drug that can cause a potentially fatal drop in blood pressure. When Grandma came home, she found the couple lying on top of each other, unconscious and buck naked. They eventually came to after we gave them oxygen and fluids."

SPONGE-BATH SLIPUP
"When I was just starting out as a nurse, I had to give a sponge bath to an incredibly hot male patient. I tried to be very professional about it and not embarrass either one of us. But when it was time to wash his back, instead of saying 'Turn over,' I accidentally blurted out 'Move over.' He gave me a huge grin and said, 'Oh, I don't know if there's enough room, but trust me, I'll try!' "

KEYED UP
"A hysterical woman came into the ER. She'd just had a fight with her boyfriend while sitting in his parked car. She said she had gotten so mad at him that she pulled the key out of the ignition and put it in her vagina so he couldn't drive home! Now she couldn't locate the key to get it out. I couldn't find it either, so we concluded that it must have fallen out somewhere near her boyfriend's car."

GO FISH
"A man explained that his girlfriend had tried to take his temperature rectally and 'lost' the thermometer. I could actually see the glass tip poking out of his rear end, so I got a padded clamp and gently began pulling. It was a thermometer all right, but one for a fish tank-more than a foot long!"

Crazy Wedding Pics

Obscene Snowman



45-year-old man who lives on Buffalo Westsprings Highway built a snowman and gave him a pink male genital part. A Union County officer was called to the man's house because of a complaint about his snowman. The man said he would take it off. However, he didn't because he felt he shouldn't have to, because the snowman was on personal property. Well, the officer was called back to the property again about the snowman. The officer told the man he has to remove the body part. At first the man refused to remove the snowman's genitals, until he was told if he didn't remove the pink body part he would be arrested. A snowman must be a snow person.

I Am In Need Of A Spa Day!

I am sooooo in need of a spa day. I didn't hit the spa on a regular basis, but at least a few times a year. I am in a real need of a deep tissue massage. My muscles feel so tense. It is so nice to go there and wrap up in the big fluffy robe and sip on gourmet teas while your waiting for your massage. The atmosphere alone is relaxing, then add in a 50 minute deep tissue and it's like a little peace of heaven. Not to mention, it is so therapeutic to your body and mind. By the time you leave there, you feel like floating for the rest of the day. At least until the kids get home from school and they begin their arguing and it snaps you back into reality.  Being on a budget is no fun.

Go Steelers!

                                                       

Pittsburgh Steelers on 31 to 24 over Baltimore! They are one step closer to the Super Bowl. I had to rub that in because I'm from PA.

Battle Of The Sexes- Quotes

“Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.”
Henry Kissinger

“In the sex war, thoughtlessness is the weapon of the male, vindictiveness of the female.”
Cyril Connolly

“The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy”
Quentin Crisp

     “We have to be careful in this era of radical feminism, not to emphasize an equality of the sexes that leads women to imitate men to prove their equality. To be equal does not mean you have to be the same.”
Eva Burrows

"I hate women because they always know where things are."
James Thurber

"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things."
Jilly Cooper

When the candles are out all women are fair.
Plutarch

If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.
Plato

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.
Scott Adams

When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking at its best being an inspiration, it wants a corresponding divine quality of receptiveness, and where will you find this but in a woman?
Oliver Wendell Holmes

Male and female represent the two sides of the great radical dualism. But in fact they are perpetually passing into one another. Fluid hardens to solid, solid rushes to fluid. There is no wholly masculine man, no purely feminine woman.
Margaret Fuller

What Can You Do With Duct Tape?

Some people are duct tape crazy. They use duct tape to fix everything. Duct tape can be a great thing in a bind. But, I am not sure I would go as far as these people with their bizarre duct tape uses.

This may keep anyone from stealing his bike, but it will take them a little while to take all the tape off to ride the bike.

Cheap car repair if you don't mind the appearance.

A couple of friends decided to repair this old couch that was falling apart with duct tape. Pretty creative.



This prom dress is made entirely from duct tape from the hat to her shoes. Duck brand Duct Tape holds a scholarship contest every year and the winner wins a $3,000 scholarship.



Look at these pants made from duct tape. Hmmm... interesting.

Duct tape purse.

This purse is made with zebra duct tape.  Not bad... I'm not sure I would sport this purse. But, it's kind of cute.

Duct Tape Shoes... This is going a little far. They look like space shoes.

Another duct tape prom dress.... very colorful.